WOMEN'S TENNIS OBSESSION

From the CD WHOLE LOTTA GODDAMN

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At twelve I first saw Chris Everett Lloyd
And learned to play with another toy
I've since learned to live with my
Women's tennis obsession

Martina Navratilova
defected from Czechoslavakia
She was serving love to her adoring fan
I can't wait to see another match

Gabriella Sabatina and Jennifer Capriati
Both hit the ball as hard
As I get when I watch them

Now all I think about is Venus
When my mind's not on Stefi Graf
She is serving love to her adoring fan
I can't wait to see another match

She can beat me with her backhand stroke
And volley the balls in her hand

And then there's Anna Kournikova
I think I saw her vulva
She is serving love to her adoring fan
I can't wait to see another match

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